So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..