Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you guys were way drunker than both of me
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
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At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to