i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!