He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me