quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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