After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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