im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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