real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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