Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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