just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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