Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You don't make any sense
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