So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
you would pick up someone in the library
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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