Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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