my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He shit in the fireplace
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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