It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
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you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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