Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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