maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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