just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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