i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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