it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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