Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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