I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
