as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
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All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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