And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
