we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Randomize