you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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