doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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