you guys were way drunker than both of me
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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