Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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