Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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