I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
God I need to hump something, right now.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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