i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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