Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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