Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
