She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
