he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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