why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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