and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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