I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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