covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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