Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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