i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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