I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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