Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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