I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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