She announced her abortion via fbk
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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