honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
