there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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