so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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