she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
My vagina is very pro this idea
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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