Soap is not a condiment
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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