note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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