Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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