Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I will be naked everywhere
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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