i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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